Poetry Body Slam!

Hey all!

Now that submissions are closed and you can relax (we’ll be hard at work falling in love with your amazing writing abilities,) UWUCU has an event for you!

Poetry Body Slam is exactly what it sounds like. Combining the chaotic powers of writing and wrestling for one night only (March 8th, at 7pm in the FIA lecture hall,) this is an event you do not want to miss.

Come on down and compete for hella cool prizes and the admiration of your peers in games such as…

– BINGO RAGE IN THE BINGO CAGE
– ENJAMB THAT QUOTE
– ACT OUT A POEM NOW, PLEASE

Judges include The Warren’s Neil and Antonia, and the independent harbingerĀ of chaos Sierra. Did you hear something about them taking bribes? Did we say something about it? We can neither confirm nor deny.

Admission is free. Check out the facebook event for more.

Come in costume. Teams of three. Be ready to poetry. Be ready to body slam.